1. My new glasses. Obviously.
2. Pat wears this shirt:
. . . ironically. Because he hates Windows. Almost as much as he hates Apple. He only uses Linux. Which, of course, you’ve never heard of.
3. One of my favorite bands of all time is so obscure . . .
it doesn’t actually exist.
4. Forget Pabst Blue Ribbon. Those who are truly counter-cultural drink . . .
generic brand unflavored seltzer water.
5. To maintain their hipster cred upon becoming parents, some may dress their tykes in shirts emblazoned with the likeness of Chairman Mao or Che Guevara. We prefer Life Is Good Santa Claus Monkey long-johns
. . . in blue . . . for our girl . . . in July. . . . Never mind, you wouldn’t get it.
Now head over to Hallie’s blog, Moxie Wife, for some less ridiculous Five Favorites posts.